William Jacobson, pointing out part of the obvious regarding perceptible Aryan Elizabeth Warren’t NatAm claim:
On what basis does someone who is 1/32nd of anything claim that 1/32nd as ethnicity or race for any purpose? And is it believable that Warren had no purpose in claiming Native American status when she was building her career in a field which desperately sought minority, and particularly Native American, members.
via » Elizabeth Warren’s drop of Cherokee blood – Le·gal In·sur·rec·tion.
In Oklahoma, this notion of blood is Serious Business. Aside from being the landing place for the five civilized tribes and our state tourism model/motto being “Native America,” most Oklahomans know plenty of other Oklahomans who are, um, actually NatAm – like, half- or full-blooded. I assume the only other place where Native American blood is this common is Alaska, though feel free to point out how I’m wrong.
Oklahomans have two major-minor bloodlines, thanks in part to it once being Indian Territory and that other part about where we sort of took that land too and settled it with White Devils via land runs and casino gaming: there are Native Americans, and then, like much of the rest of the South, there are Ulster Scots. Yes, a dash here and there of Irish and German, but if your family’s been in this state for a few generations, that tree doesn’t have many branches.
Anyone who knows me knows that I clearly have superior Mediterranean blood running through me, probably Greek, but even from that there is still that Ulster Scot gene pumping through as well – I have flecks of red in my beard to prove that some poor slob of an ancestor of mine was probably killed by some evil English King’s henchman back in the day. I’m not psychotic enough to be Italian and I’m not psychotic enough to be, I dunno, Turkish, so Greek it is – I’m all about z’moderation.
Yep, that’s my story.
I’m probably one of at least 15 Oklahomans who claim zero Native American blood, in part because I don’t have any, and in part I have always actively sought to avoid the same type of advantages that Elizabeth Warren no doubt sought to exploit. She saw her chance, and like Maverick his first time out at Miramar, she took it, thus breaking a major rule of PC engagement: if you’re not a minority, don’t fake being a minority (didn’t the 1980s adaptation of Goethe’s Soul Man teach Warren anything?).
When I was a kid, those free pencils and other such tchochkes that came with Indian Blood came with a price – ridicule and/or questions about which animal represented said student’s spirit. Although I doubt Warren fielded such questions as she made her way through the double-bonus of AffirmativeAction-dom, it’s still funny to think about.
What I do know is that, from an XY persepective, any boy who had Warren’s aforementioned Aryan features while trying to pass off as Native would be beaten – more than likely by actual Natives, but if not, by other less-enlightened white kids (we didn’t have the Internet then, so we had to amuse ourselves with something).
Warren is guilty of many things – her election or lack thereof doesn’t really concern me, but that said, she is mosdef guilty of a paper-chase blackface – her actions are no less offensive, by PC standards, than a minstrel routine performed by WASPs, and for her sins, she should probably be forced to, I dunno, sit through six years of Oklahoma history, just like the rest of us in these parts.