A new Boxxy video has hit and it is … Svetlana? 305 Views, more than 1,000 comments – yep, a Boxxy vidyaApril 1, 2011
God save the Queen, even with her gay-bashing rantomania – good stuff. What’s bizarre and just plain funny is that even though she’s in a costume and “acting,” she still cannot help but use the term “like” and “it’s like you know” nonstop for seven minutes.
Moar to come, I’m sure.
UPDATED WITH THIS:
There is a quasi-believable Boxxy sex-thing going around, but it must not be real or it would have already surpassed Pam & Tommy as the Citizen Kane of such tapes. I’ve seen stills, and I’m still rubbing my … eyes. I hope it’s not true, but I’m sure there’s one out there somewhere.
Long live z’queen.
Copypasta of sorts, just found on z’chanz, nonetheless the kind of prodding that keeps up at night in a cold sweat:
serious question to boxxyfags, how do you reconcile your admiration for boxxy with the inescapable fact that she is, as of now, if not very soon, hideously unattractive in real life?
the thing with chloe admiration is it’s largely aesthetic, if in a few years she ceases to be as beautiful and charming as she is now people will most likely forget her and move on. with boxxyfags there seems to be a deeper attachment, almost like a religious zeal. and yes i was around during the civil war, but what is it people admire, the old boxxy, the real boxxy, the idea of boxxy?
at some point you will have to face up to the truth, which is that boxxy left and time has passed, and she is no longer the same person. i think that’s why she has “retired”, it’s not that she won’t do more videos it’s because she can’t.
As we chart the day that single gals the world over dread, let us wallow in the glorious fact that it’s a man’s world, true love stories never have endings, and, well, sentiments like this:
I dunno, though – maybe I was the little Emo that couldn’t? If you have a lover, enjoy the day. If not, remember it’s a Hallmark Holiday, or at least that’s what all the losers tell me. In the digital world, there’s really only one true love anyone needs, as if you have to ask:
Yep, probably the best Boxxy remix ever. Probably.
Oh my. Nice bangs.
“If you ever forget to breathe, it sucks.” –The Queen, take it to the bank
Also related – rarely is there a good time to read comments. This happens to be one of those times.